The Damo Tee
A spectral and divine being in nature, the Damo comes (c;) once a year to bestow his blessing of beauty and unfathomable sexiness upon his students. His majestically shiny bald head is said to be the reason that all monks shave their heads, in an effort to be as much like the almighty Damo as they can. Believe it or not, Damo was once a human, named Damon Smith, a child of Jesus Christ himself, but he swiftly overcame his father in terms of power and schlong size alike, ruling over multiple classrooms of history, program X and ultimately the universe. Those who defy him will be banished to the pod, which may seem tame but after experiencing the overwhelming light of Damo, then quickly being torn from the sensation, will result in great grief and dismay, causing some to go insane. Those who are fortunate enough as to make eye contact with The Damo immediately enter a trance that always results in an orgasmic state.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means