Telford Tee
Telford is, as kindly as I can say, an absolute shithole that is ridden by left-behind patriots, drugged up sociopaths and people who were born in the 1940s and have seemingly never left. I've lived here for 18 years and I can politely say that Telford is a lovely place, if you're counting down the hours until God kills you (if the Severn Trent Water's scythe doesn't capture your soul first) or you're a deaf, blind mute who got on the wrong train and arrived here. Telford does have some lovely features, however. It is known for kickstarting the Industrial Revolution, the first ever Ironbridge, being the teen pregnancy capital of the UK and being one of the only places where all of it's Reform UK supporters wouldn't even fit in the Royal Albert Hall. It's the Midlands equivalent of Burnley and waking up here is almost like getting hit in the balls with a spiked bat, then asking the person who hit you to do it everyday for the rest of your life. In simpler terms, it's not a nice place.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.