Tegan Tee
A Hybrid of human and forces yet unknown to mankind. They tend to come off as bi polar but really they just have a quicker mental reflex to your bullshit and revert to a neutral state after a certain amount of time ranging between 5 seconds and never. Name meaning: Welsh:Beautiful, poet, philosopher( male variant), fair, pretty. In the New Welsh however, it also means plaything. -All Tegans are connected by a hive mind complex. -Never feed a Tegan after midnight. -Have a high tolerance for WEIRD. -Have little tolerance for bullshit, if any. -The filter that separates the brain and the mouth is thin if at all existent. -Tend to troll -Are typical Tsundere's -Females aren't particularly feminine. -Jury is still out on the males. -Have no particular sense of shame in regards to social stigma. -Don't get all worked up about bullshit, big or small. -Tend to function better under stress. -Are nocturnal. -Feed off of music and internet trolls. -Make great house pets. -Aren't particularly opinionated -When pushed, will bite. -Will follow commands if they care about the person issuing them enough, if not you will have a new ass hole in less than 5 seconds. Be wary of Evil Tegans they use their powers for dastardly deeds.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means