Tampa Boy Tee
A singular/plural term used to describe a/multiple pseudo-alpha douchebag(s) that can't pace their liquor consumption, spends 4 hours a day on tinder, and collect phone numbers as if they were playing Pokémon Go. The Tampa Boy will also shout YOLO, ask people who are leaving the nightclub for their wristband to avoid paying a cover charge and brag about their $700 Al Merrick surfboards. They will often attempt to cold approach women in broad daylight who have no interest in talking to anyone who isn't 6'2 with an 8-pack in an attempt to entertain their Tampa Boy brethren. In some cases, they will steal other people's girls at the bar, especially if they just met off Tinder. Tampa Boy don't believe in sleep, as they party all night and then go dawn patrol 4ft 2ndlight a few hours later. Tampa Boys know no boundaries because they're constantly redefining them. If you were to mix a cult and fraternity together, you'd get Tampa Boy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.