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Tactisexual Tee

'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Customer Reviews

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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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