Surprise anal Tee
Surprise anal is where a guy, probably a Captain Brownsword, starts by patrolling a bar until he comes across a female wearing a short dress or skirt, sitting on a high bar stool. Captain Brownsword will then check to make sure the lady in question is; A - Definitely a lady B - A willing participant He will be able to tell she is a willing participant because she will be wearing no pants and her rim will be glistening with lube. Brownsword will then flop out his John Thomas and steam into the womens brown pipe, totally ignoring the pink, right there in the bar. Considerately, It will take him approximately 2 mins to blow his load all over her rim, giving her ample time to come twice. He then then puts his sword back in its scabbath and leaves the lucky lady quivering on her bar stool, covered in his holy water. Please note: Surprise anal can only be performed properly in a bar and any wishing to pursue the sport should go to youporn and type in surprise anal. This will give you a video guide as to how it is done.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again