sucokkie Tee
1. A derogatory term, synonymous with the words wussy, pansy, etc., except much more malicious in nature. Its origin can be traced back to Martin Sucokkie, the little-known American general of the Vietnam war who supposively boasted of how he could signle-handedly defeat the Vietnamise. But when actually given troops and sent into battle, he had a panic and purportedly shat all over the place, while his leaderless troops were overtaken, and he himself was eventually captured. However, he bargained with the Vietnamise that if they were to let him go free, he would give them the location of one of the biggest U.S. barracks in Vietnam - terms that the Vietnamise agreed to. They released him, and hundreds died because of his treachery. Sucokkie went on to live an upper-class life in the Florida Keys after winning a 3 million dollar lottery that truly was not his, before dying at the age of 91. His last words were, "If I had to do it again, I'd do it all the same way." For anyone who knows more about history than what is taught in school textbooks, Sucokkie is about as derogatory a term as you can get. 2. One who plays computer games all day and all night, usually characterized by their use of leet speak. See also noob and newbie. 3. A female rhinoserous.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it