Stoere John (56)
John, Bangladesh Ik wil playboy bunny worden! Stoere John (58 jaar, Noord-Bangladesh) komt net binnen van de warme fabriek en heeft nog wel even tijd voor een fotoshoot. Hij had hele goede redenen om met zijn sex verslaving voor Playboy megazine te kiezen: “Ik wil de porno in, want ik wil aangeraakt worden. In Jordanië hoorde ik dat je in deze industrie echt heel veel praktijklessen krijgt. Dat leek mij geil! Het klopt ook echt, we hebben bijvoorbeeld deze week 11 uur Afgetrokken. Lekker!” Overstappen was voor John geen probleem: “Ik was er gewoon aan toe, want in de fabriek kreeg ik bijna geen techniekles, dat vond ik jammer. Ik woon in Bangladesh en fiets in 6 uur naar de Playboy mansion, soms samen met een hoer uit Rusland. De eerste fotoshoot kende ik hier niemand, dus ik heb allemaal nieuwe vriendjes gemaakt. Dat viel mee, ik had eigenlijk gelijk wel contact met iedereen van de mansion . We hebben een leuke groep, het is geil, af en toe een beetje druk en er wordt niet verkracht.” Echt verrassend is het natuurlijk niet dat techniek John’s lievelingswerk is: “We hebben hier elke week 11 uur praktijkles! Ik heb al leren Baffen. Dat had ik nog nooit gedaan, maar ik leerde het best snel. Bij Techniek doen we altijd leuke standjes. We zijn begonnen met het bedenken en maken van een soort Nieuw standje , met een stok eraan en een vibrator aan de as. Door de stok naar achter te trekken krijgt de gebruiker een geile schok.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
hehe mine said skibidi
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |