Steff Tee
Steff's soft blue eyes are as bright as her personality, and her incredible beauty bewilders all those who have the good fortune to gaze upon her. Commonly nicknamed El Stefano, she's known for her fondness of the Dirty Sanchez and golden showers, and her terrible impression of Michael Caine. As beautiful as she may be on the outside, with hair like gold and a personality that will cause you to fall at her feet, be cautious. She's also known as Kitten Kicker Steff, Steff the Bootlegger, Pirate Steff "Crabs" II, Steff The One Who Knocks, Steff The One Who Doesn't Knock, Jamie Oliver, and Steff the Genuine Gentrified Jacket Jacker. Despite these misgivings, her redeeming features outweigh them tenfold. When she holds on to you like she's about to fall off a cliff it makes you feel like you've finally found someone, somewhere, that gives a shit about you. Her ability to forgive both mistakes and terrible jokes is astounding. A must have for your wonderful person collection, she'll shine and thrive at the top of any shelf as long as you keep her in the shade and water her more than the dead houseplants she attempts to nurse. Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning. Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing. Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding. Keep away from children - choking hazard.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.