Stafford County
Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
Another hit!
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
hehe mine said skibidi
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |