Stacy Above All Tee
Goddess. Her skin Is as smooth as silk and her body is as soft as a marshmallow. Her tits are the size of a toddler and has a dump truck ass there size of multiple heads. Her pussy feels so good and has such a gorilla grip on the dick that you won't be able to have sex with any other woman after fucking her. You'll need to replace your pants the minute you step within a 40 mile radius of her because her scent is so attracting and strong that not even the Chad above all can resist. You're tank will have been completely empty by the time she's 1/16th done with you. She is a complete freak in the sheets and can go for hours and possibly even days without rest. Her pussy is at least 20 inches long and 20 inches deep. When she kisses you, you feel such a warm juicy feeling in your mouth as her tongue forces its way through to explore that its comparable to eating a warm glazed donut straight out of the making if not 20x better. She has such mastery over her hip movement and oral activity that she could make you cum within seconds of entering her pussy and make you orgasm just by sucking you off because she's that good. She has such mastery over he pelvic muscles that she can suck in, repel, twist and lock in the dick with just her pussy. You would end up being hypnotized by her and be disgusted at the thought of kissing another woman. Her milk is the best you'll ever find. Its so good that you would ask her to feed you sone whenever you had cookies or cereal.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂