spozmai Tee
honestly, there isn't one word to describe spozmai. she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally. her body: like a fucking goddess her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY. her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU. she blessed blessed for real bro. idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day. so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3 (also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means