Spantucky Tee
A little meth lab & trailer park ridden area approximately 20 miles outside of the city of Tacoma (aka Tacompton) where missing teeth and walking along the main thoroughfare of Highway 7 (AKA Mountain Highway, WA) are common occurrences. The younger males of this interesting group of hominids are usually seen in their indigenous tribal dress of backwards hats and baggy shorts, usually stolen from the local landmark of the Spanaway Wal*Mart, where they buy 0.88 pregnancy tests for their girlfriends and are seen loitering frequently in front of. Spantucky is not considered a place of ambition nor is it sought out for its natural beauty. It includes landmarks such as: Hot-Chik-A-Latte, a stripper style barista stand; Spanaway Wal-Mart, bringer of all goods, according to locals; South End Hardware], provider of hardware, liquor, animal feed and ammunition and Roy Y Sports bar & grille, a local entertainment venue , converted from a triple wide strip club, for football games and local punk rock bands. The Roy Y Bar & Grille also offers outdoor entertainment in the form of the trailer park that surrounds it for visiting tourists. Spantucky is bordered by Parkland, WA and Methlahem, WA. A prostitute from Spantucky is referred to as a "Spana-Ho" and can be viewed in their natural habitat in the bus stops along highway 7.
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it