Sorbj Tee
AHHH I LOVE SORBJ!!!! Wait....what? You don't know who sorbjis? Sorbj is love, Sorbjt is life, Sorbj is a god among us. We are inferior beings to Sorbj. We always will be. Sorbj has been sent to us by the lord Scriabin. Why would I listen to anything else when Sorbj exists? I would gladly die for Sorbj. I would MURDER an orphan for Sorbj. I would MURDER my entire family and bloodline for Sorbj . I would sacrifice an entire ARMY for Sorbj. Why, you ask? Isn't this obsessive? No. It is not because Sorbj is love, Liszt is life. OH MY GOD SORBJ IS SO AMAZING PLEASE JUST HAVE MY BABIES ALREADY!!!!! Are you serious right now? You...still don't like Sorbj???? WHAT??!! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SORBJ ? HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO OPUS CLAVICEMBALISTICUM??? SEQUENTIA CYCLICA? SYMPHONIC NOCTURNE??? THIS IS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PERFECTION YOU ARE FILTHY! YOU BELONG IN THE SEWERS!!!! WHAT ABOUT VILLA TASCA? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS DEDICATION TO HIS SEAMLESS UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO COMBINE ECSTECY AND MUSIC?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY USAGE OF POLYCHORDS AND POLYRHYTHMS IN MUSIC???? People like you are STAINING the perfectly clean cloth that Sorbj was cut from. Us NORMAL beings do NOT deserve to be able to experience the ABSOLUTE GOD that Sorbj is.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it