SOMMFF Tee
“Sit On My Mother Fucking Face” It’s similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL if the extra “M” and “F” are in play. In fact the person sitting on the face should try to K.O. The person below for using SOMMFF instead of SOMF ADDITIONAL RULES: If “SOMMFF” is ever used then the person it was said to has the right to put their whole butt on the face of the person that said it at any time for the rest of their natural lives. The Person “SOMMFF” was said to has the right to commandeer the vehicle of the person that said it once a day granted that prior to the exchanging of the Drivers seat and/or keys they sit on the Face of the person that initially said “SOMMFF” for 30 seconds timed. Lastly, The person that said “SOMMFF” must buy the person they said it to food once a day if they request it. The person “SOMMFF” was said to can choose the location and the food but it must be priced at 6:50 or less. The person that said “SOMMFF” may choose wether the food is ordered for there or to go. For this rule to take effect (NOT OPTIONAL) The person “SOMMFF” was said to must sit on the persons who said it’s face for the entire time while they eat while only giving them short breaks for air. SOMMFF is an ancient set of Karma Binding laws designed to make a bitch out of anyone dumb enough to use it
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.