Soccermom Tee
noun. Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite. The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game. Soccermoms promote the following philosophies: - winning is not important - soccer is good because it is non violent - no child should feel bad if they did not play well - trophies awarded to every child - removal of keeping score from the game These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well. Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below: - are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry - believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off) - supports PETA (enough said) - supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV) - a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage) The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!" Totally opposite of a Hockeymom Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
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Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.