Soccermom Tee
noun. Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite. The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game. Soccermoms promote the following philosophies: - winning is not important - soccer is good because it is non violent - no child should feel bad if they did not play well - trophies awarded to every child - removal of keeping score from the game These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well. Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below: - are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry - believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off) - supports PETA (enough said) - supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV) - a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage) The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!" Totally opposite of a Hockeymom Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means