Snowball Jungle Tee
A 100% win rate tactic used in league of legends, popularized by Johnny. Most often used in conjunction with Volibear, Rammus, Udyr, and Xin Zhao, snowball jungle requires a solo mindset of split push all game. The jungler is required to jungle all game, and in the rare occasion of ganks, the jungler must last hit the kill. Whether the gank is successful or not, taxing your teammates lane is a requirement for success. In order to increase win percentage, you must rush three giants belts and slowly transition to a sunfires cape. Once you have mastered snowball jungle, there is no turning back. You will be eternally cursed with the ability to only play one role, jungle. No matter who calls jungle first, a snowball jungler will always instalock. In the slight chance that snowball is unsuccessful, it is never the snowball jungler's fault. Blaming teammates is the route to snowball jungling mastery. Snowball jungling is a difficult yet rewarding tactic, where true mastery is only possible by Johnny.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means