Smith College Tee
Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed. The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs. Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats. As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances. Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents. The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty... Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland. Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.