slowflake Tee
Someone who frequently loses races, is considered by most to be slow and is always overly sensitive. A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner. These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped. You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable. Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you. Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
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Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.