Skatepark Slut Tee
Also known as a Skatepark Hoe, a Skatepark Slut will go to a skatepark, sit around in skateboarder clothing, then try to hook up to any desparate skater. She will also ask to use peoples skateboards to fake a fall, then laugh and scream to distract skateboarders. They will also scream if a skateboarder rides near them, even if they are 10ft away. One of the biggest signs of a Skatepark Slut is when you catch them giving hugs and/or kisses to multiple people throughout the day. If you are hooked up to a Skatepark Slut, you should realize that when she is talking to other skaters, she is really flirting with them, because sometimes it is hard to realize. Skatepark Sluts are really low, and posers. Stay away and if you impress them, do what they do, lure them in. Then tell them you hate sluts, and that'll probably solve that problem. Good luck, and dont fall for Skatepark Sluts!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.