Silver Springs Tee
A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks #1 for most hookers. #1 for most meth usage. #1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades #1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey) #4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year). #2 for being 38th on SAT scores. #1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced). #50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst. #666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex