Shmorange Tee
A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it