Shaun
Shaun is..SMASH..Plz rush Stefanie to critical care 608. Dr. quick we have a patient we dont know if she will make it. Dr. yeats says nurse 65 cc of thoracic. All of a sudden fire appears & a devilish figure. Dr yeats yells " we are loosing her, everyone rushes in the room. /\ /\ /\ ______" PADDLES NOW NURSE FIN SAYS DR. YEATS. everyone move 3.2.1. BUMP BAMMM ..AGIAN..BUMP BANG..AGAIN..TURN IT UP 300 VOLTS..BUMP BANG BANG. Then shaun wakes up in a cold sweat his alarm pumpin a song " didnt know what i know now... against the wind".Shaun jumps out of bed throws on his cloths & grabs his lunch his wife Stefanie made him. He kisses her goodbye leaving at 5:00 am to get on the train. The kids still fast asleep. He's happy he's content. In the fall Sofia will be at Harvard & Tristen is running his own platoon in the Marines in Iraq fighting Terrorism. Shaun retires in 1 year his wife Stef already has a house picked out in Italy & Puerto Rico. Shaun remembers their sweaty love making the night before. He couldn't ask for a better life. Stef soon will be up to finish her new outfit for her runway show in Paris in 5 weeks. Stef is trying to get her collection together at 9am. Stef will meet with her team in nyc. She became famous overnight as her site went viral. Stefanie now dresses all the actors in Hollywood. The train races in to NYC. Shaun opens his lunch. And grins from ear to ear it says " Honey I have a bald kitty that needs attention". Life is good.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001
Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |