Shaun
Shaun is..SMASH..Plz rush Stefanie to critical care 608. Dr. quick we have a patient we dont know if she will make it. Dr. yeats says nurse 65 cc of thoracic. All of a sudden fire appears & a devilish figure. Dr yeats yells " we are loosing her, everyone rushes in the room. /\ /\ /\ ______" PADDLES NOW NURSE FIN SAYS DR. YEATS. everyone move 3.2.1. BUMP BAMMM ..AGIAN..BUMP BANG..AGAIN..TURN IT UP 300 VOLTS..BUMP BANG BANG. Then shaun wakes up in a cold sweat his alarm pumpin a song " didnt know what i know now... against the wind".Shaun jumps out of bed throws on his cloths & grabs his lunch his wife Stefanie made him. He kisses her goodbye leaving at 5:00 am to get on the train. The kids still fast asleep. He's happy he's content. In the fall Sofia will be at Harvard & Tristen is running his own platoon in the Marines in Iraq fighting Terrorism. Shaun retires in 1 year his wife Stef already has a house picked out in Italy & Puerto Rico. Shaun remembers their sweaty love making the night before. He couldn't ask for a better life. Stef soon will be up to finish her new outfit for her runway show in Paris in 5 weeks. Stef is trying to get her collection together at 9am. Stef will meet with her team in nyc. She became famous overnight as her site went viral. Stefanie now dresses all the actors in Hollywood. The train races in to NYC. Shaun opens his lunch. And grins from ear to ear it says " Honey I have a bald kitty that needs attention". Life is good.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |