Shaun
Shaun is..SMASH..Plz rush Stefanie to critical care 608. Dr. quick we have a patient we dont know if she will make it. Dr. yeats says nurse 65 cc of thoracic. All of a sudden fire appears & a devilish figure. Dr yeats yells " we are loosing her, everyone rushes in the room. /\ /\ /\ ______" PADDLES NOW NURSE FIN SAYS DR. YEATS. everyone move 3.2.1. BUMP BAMMM ..AGIAN..BUMP BANG..AGAIN..TURN IT UP 300 VOLTS..BUMP BANG BANG. Then shaun wakes up in a cold sweat his alarm pumpin a song " didnt know what i know now... against the wind".Shaun jumps out of bed throws on his cloths & grabs his lunch his wife Stefanie made him. He kisses her goodbye leaving at 5:00 am to get on the train. The kids still fast asleep. He's happy he's content. In the fall Sofia will be at Harvard & Tristen is running his own platoon in the Marines in Iraq fighting Terrorism. Shaun retires in 1 year his wife Stef already has a house picked out in Italy & Puerto Rico. Shaun remembers their sweaty love making the night before. He couldn't ask for a better life. Stef soon will be up to finish her new outfit for her runway show in Paris in 5 weeks. Stef is trying to get her collection together at 9am. Stef will meet with her team in nyc. She became famous overnight as her site went viral. Stefanie now dresses all the actors in Hollywood. The train races in to NYC. Shaun opens his lunch. And grins from ear to ear it says " Honey I have a bald kitty that needs attention". Life is good.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
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