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Shamoulie Tee

The Shamoulie has a large variety of meanings, deriving from a compilation of the hottest old school styles found, it may vary significantly from one shamoulie person to another. For example Marlon Brando has had a high success rate on shamoulie charts as a true rebel of the 50's. His style was unique, and for this reason embodies one of the greatest badass figures in shamoulie history. But contrasting this style, in another instance, the yuppie figure portrayed by Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale), in the film American Psycho, is regarded as another strain of the shamoulie style, which includes the insanely superficial, and materialistic extremes. In no way does this strain follow our most recent advances in pop culture, but it more so the ideals of the yuppie era of the late 80's. Stock Brokers and CEO's mainly embody this shamoulie persona. To fully achieve this style, though, one much acheive extreme yuppie levels, which could possibly lead to killing streaks, such as the ones seen in American Psycho. One thing which all shamoulies share in common, though, is a common lust to bang. Sex is a huge part of any shamoulie lifestyle due to the high levels of libido which true shamoulies posses. Keeping well oneself groomed, in shape, and with a boner 90% of the day is a common characteristic of shamoulies. Sexiness should be inevitable at true shamoulie level. Aside from the idea of the Shamoulie persona, there is a large variety of uses for the word shamoulie within the english language. A shamoulie can be name any hot move, especially one made on a girl, wether successful or not. The shamoulie move is not limited to sexual acts, though, and even wearing certian articles of clothing such as a brown suit with a pink shirt (and an oversized collar protruding on either side of the blazer lapels) can constitute a shamoulie move. Actual Objects can also be shamoulie, such as cars with style. The vintage muscle cars definitley fall into the shamoulie category, especially 1965 Mustang fastback GT500's and 1969 Dodge Chargers. All shamoulie vehicles can easily be tagged as chick magnets and may even be dangerous when true shamoulies drive them. Aside from cars there are also places which can be shamoulie. Certian clubs, restaraunts and lounges, especially in and around New York city are widely regarded as shamoulie. Places do not have to be expensive and lavishly decorated or set up to be shamoulie though. There are many places which which encompass a more (Marlon) Brando style than the yuppie style. Places of more rebellious figures such as Sam The Lion's Pool Hall from the movie The Last Picture Show (1971), can earn a very shamoulie place in history. The true meanings of shamoulie go on beyond any normal person's brain capacity, and can only be acheived by ways of the Rivers of Belief (Enigma)(commonly mistaken for the Rivers of Belize). A simple description can only bring fourth the most simple principles found in the shamoulie, such as banging, and style, though even those can not be fully described in words. To understand the shamoulie, one must live it. Ahhhh yeees, hello, and there it is, yeeheeessss!

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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