shalickin Tee
A procedure, involving being licked by a short, overweight, balding, hairy man, that is administered typically after incurring a health issue requiring new medications, in particular pain pills, and when you aren't sure what you are taking or how it is impacting your recovery. A procedure used to discovery and identified medicines and the general pharmacology of your body (which is not ready). This may only be performed by one from the Shalander Clan and great care should be taken to ensure you verify they are of that clan. Taking a good shalickin from a non-Shalander may result in numerous side effects, not the least of which is infection at the licking site and death. Only verified Shalander Clan members have the energy drink buildup in their system to be able to perform this procedure safely and with positive outcomes.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
