Sextextitis Tee
This is when a person texts one person continously for long periods of time regardless of where they are or who they are with. It is commonly found among young males whom have obtained a soppy girlfriend or preteen partner. In both cases usually the other-half will become upset if the host does not text them back and will become highly emotional and perhaps turn to self-harm. When it is suggested that the phone should be put down to spend time with friends and family, the host experiences a radical change in personality and can become volitile and lash out believing that what they have is "special" and "unique". This is believed to be one of the first stepping stones to becoming "whipped" or otherwise better known as a "cunt" If the disease gets out of hand, friends can be lost and relationships that are being ignored can become strained. The disease, "sextextitis", usually lasts roughly around a month, where the hosts will eventually come to their senses and realise what they are losing, In worst case scenarios, the host does not realise and eventually loses everything. So far the only known cure for this is to kill off the other half, so as to free the hosts body from the disease. -Ancient methods included breaking the hosts phone and chopping off their hands but it has been proven that killing the source directly is the most effective method.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.