Sex Tee
Sexual Intercourse is for humans: The Male will insert his penis into the Female's vagina or anus. The feeling of the penis in the Female's vagina or anus, touching the walls, sexually stimulates the Female. If she is sexually stimulated enough, she will have what's called an "Orgasm", in which she releases a sugary liquid from her vagina. The feeling of the vagina or anus around the penis, and mainly on the bottom, and around the bottom of the head(the foreskin), sexually stimulates the Male. The Male's penis has two tubes: one for urinating and one for ejaculating. When the Male is sexually stimulated enough, the bottom tube(the ejaculant tube) will shift with the top tube. This is known when the Male can't control his penis. Then, and only then, will the massaging feeling of continuous thrust "tickle" the Male, as he's having a male orgasm, and ejaculating both sperm and semen. The semen gives the sperm energy. The sperm must fertilize the eggs in the Female.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.