Sex Tee
Ik what ur here for Sry I don’t have the experience necessary, but I’ll try I walked into my room, surprised to find someone waiting for me there. He smiled slowly walking over to me. As he reached me, he lifted his arms up and touched my waist. He slowly pulled me in as I lifted my eyes to meet his, smiling the whole time. I knew what he wanted, so I slowly unbuttoned his shirt. He pulled me closer and I could feel his hard dick against my thigh. “U need something?” I asked slyly “Sex” was his reply In response. He threw me onto the bed and jumped on top of me pulling my leggings off of my legs and lifting my shirt above my head. He fidgeted with my hair as I did the same to him. He looked me in the eyes as he rubbed his hard dick against my pussy through the thin layers of fabric. A few minutes later all of it was on the ground and I was incredibly horny (not that I had dent been before). We had been exploring eachothers mouths for the last half an hour but I needed more. I slowly moved my hands down his body and found his rock hard dick. I started rubbing it and playing with it, making him moan. I flipped him over and started moving my head down his body. He shoved it in my mouth once my head was far down enough and it moved down my throat to the point I started to gag. I was definitely thirsty, but it didn’t last long. I swallowed every single drop that he squirted into my mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.