Sex Tee
This is when you lay in bed. During this time you "turn on" each other for preperations. When a man is turned on his Penis (thing between a males legs) will become stiff. When a woman is turned on the inner skin of the vagina (Inside the hole between a womans legs) will be moist and slippery. Then you can lay on your partner, partner lay on you, or lay side to side with your pants off. Then one of you use your finger and guide the man's penis into the vagina (Don't worry, the hole in the vagina is designed for a mans penis to go in as it is about 4 inches deep and a mans penis is about 3-4 inches long) once the penis is nested inside the vagina (make sure to talk to your partner about how it feels.) the male can start urinating. The man won't acully urinate, if it is inside it will instead create cum and relese that. The womans body then uses the cum and has a chance to create a baby. (Unless you are using protection.) You can also use sex toys (shaped like a womans vagina or a mans penis) to practice. You can also have sex with the penis in the anus (butt) but this will NOT create a baby (Called Anus Sex).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.