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1. Females or Males considered as a group, known as gender. 2. For people in a steady relationship, known as making love. To describe what happened with that slut at a party, known as fucking or shagging. The act of sexual intercourse between two or more organisms. In humans commonly used for pleasure, with other species used specifically for reproductive purposes. In humans, a man and a woman (or even same sex e.g. man and man) get together and begin to kiss passionately. Things get more steamy and the man and woman begin to lose clothing, either by the other person or themselves removing it. The man, who by this point has an erect (hard) penis, and the woman, who by this point has a lubricated (wet) vagina begin to fondle eachothers bodies ('heavy petting') with either their hands, mouths or other objects (e.g. dildo, vibrator) until they both decide they're ready for penetration. This can be done with the woman or man on top, in various positions. With the woman on top, the woman stradles herself at the mans crotch with her hands placed onto his stomach and slowly slides his hard penis into her wet vagina. At this point the man can be fondling her breasts as she slowly slides up and down his penis gradually getting faster. This continues until orgasm for both parties is reached, where the male can ejaculate either internally or externally. With the man on top, the woman spreads her legs (or has the man do it for her) and either holds her legs high up (for deeper penetration) or at her side for the man to slide his penis into her. Eye-contact and closeness are positives of this position. The man then slides in and out of her, again getting faster until orgasm of both parties is reached and the man can ejaculate either internally or externally. After this act, couples can either cuddle, kiss, and sleep, or quickly rush out of the toilet because someone's knocking.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6
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