Sex Tee
Luke ran up to kenzie room and put his hands around her waist. He slowly unzipped her pants and took them off. He reached down her undies to feel her wet pussy. He soon ripped off her underwear and threw her off the bed. He took off her bra and started strokeing kenzies big, juicy nipples with pleasure. kenzie soon ripped of Luke's underwear to reveal his 9 inch rock hard penis. They were now both naked. kenzie whispered dirty things into Lukes ear and he entered her. He found kenzies g- spot and started to cum. kenzie was swallowing the cum as Luke continued to punish her vagina and go deeper, harder and faster. kenzie started moaning as she put her soft lips on Luke's lips. As they kissed kenzie started to get wetter. kenzie asked for Luke's penis. So Luke took out his penis and kenzie grabbed it and stuck it in her mouth and started swallowing all the cum. Luke started liking Makenzies vagina and then licked her face and swallowed some of kenzies cum. Luke started playing with kenzies clit and squeezed it until she cummed. The cum was coming right out and squirted all over Luke's face. Luke took his penis out and said "fuck now I'm going to punish you" and stuck his penis further down and made the sheets fall off the bed. He was going so hard and so fast that kenzie could not even move. kenzie was so sore by the next day and so was Luke they could barely even move but they would never regret doing it because it was the best night of their lives.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.