Sex Tee
Something every person wants when they become dirty minded. Kylie came back home to see her boyfriend, Matt on her front porch. She smiles at him as they have been planning to fuck each other for a while. They go inside up to the bedroom because Kylie’s parents aren’t there. Matt gives a big grin as Kylie unbuttons his shirt. “Let’s do this!” says Matt. Kylie had already stripped Matt naked and Matt was just about to finish. After they were done, Kylie started rubbing Matt’s hard, long dick. “Oh keep on doing that~” he moans. She starts swirling her tongue over the head of his dick. She then begins gliding her teeth over his shaft. “I’m feeling feisty, should we get to the sex?” He says. “Of course we can, sugar.” He starts inserting his cock into her wet pussy. “Go deeper and faster~” she moans. He starts going faster as Kylie’s eyes roll back. Matt enters an orgasm and he starts going even faster. Kylie explodes as she enters her orgasm too. “DEEPER, HARDER OHHH” Kylie starts playing with his dick. Matt starts to fall asleep because he feels that good and his dick falls right into her warm vag. They sleep like that and they wake up covered in cum the next day.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.