Sex Tee
when You sleep together Carolyn was at her house while her parents were in Florida and her and her friend Joey both had a crush on each other but did not know it Joey decided to surprise Carolyn by coming over and helping her study for a test but when her went over he did not knock and came right in and he saw Carolyn fingering herself right away he got hard and Carolyn saw him she came up to him while she had no pants or panties on and whispered in his ear “want to have some fun” he absolutely knew she meant sex so he agreed and he softly pushed his lips against hers at first going slow then speeding up his tongue started to explore her mouth then he picked he up off of her couch and asked her where she wanted to go she said the counter so he carried her with her legs around him to the counter he laid her down and pulled off her shirt and bra and started slowly licking her every inch her started to fuck her with his tongue and she started screaming to him “YESSSSS GIVE ME SOME DICK” she ripped off his pants and started to massage his dick she went slow and then got faster and faster till he was really hard he yelled at him to shove his dick inside her he obeyed he went slow and then faster and while his dick was still inside her carried her to the bed she told him to go deeper so he did he was going really fast then he hit her g-spot and she exploded all on him they started slowing down and then went to bed while his dick was still inside her
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.