Sex Tee
My fiancé and I walked into our bedroom. We both nodded, and it started. First, we kissed. Softly at first, but then it got deeper, like a French. She grabbed my ass and I grabbed hers. We squeezed. Then, she got down on her knees. I pulled my dick out of my pants and she started sucking. Then, once she was done, she pulled off her clothes and I pulled off mine. She spread apart her legs and I started licking her vagina. Then, as we got deeper into it, I went to the bathroom and grabbed a condom. After a while, I got around to her back and performed outback sex. This is when my dick goes into her vagina from behind. We started to breathe faster. She then jumped onto the bed and I took off the condom to do the 69 position. Then, after we were done that, I put the condom back on and got off the bed. She jumped onto me, wrapping her legs around me. My dick went into her vagina. She screamed. We both hit our orgasms. She told me to take it off because we’re getting married in a few days. I did. Then, we jumped onto the bed and began our full on sex. I pushed hard, forcing it in there as far as it would go. She screamed again. I cummed. It felt so good to finally do it without the condom. We kept doing it for hours, getting in different positions, ensuring we would have a baby. 9 months later, it happened!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!