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My fiancé and I walked into our bedroom. We both nodded, and it started. First, we kissed. Softly at first, but then it got deeper, like a French. She grabbed my ass and I grabbed hers. We squeezed. Then, she got down on her knees. I pulled my dick out of my pants and she started sucking. Then, once she was done, she pulled off her clothes and I pulled off mine. She spread apart her legs and I started licking her vagina. Then, as we got deeper into it, I went to the bathroom and grabbed a condom. After a while, I got around to her back and performed outback sex. This is when my dick goes into her vagina from behind. We started to breathe faster. She then jumped onto the bed and I took off the condom to do the 69 position. Then, after we were done that, I put the condom back on and got off the bed. She jumped onto me, wrapping her legs around me. My dick went into her vagina. She screamed. We both hit our orgasms. She told me to take it off because we’re getting married in a few days. I did. Then, we jumped onto the bed and began our full on sex. I pushed hard, forcing it in there as far as it would go. She screamed again. I cummed. It felt so good to finally do it without the condom. We kept doing it for hours, getting in different positions, ensuring we would have a baby. 9 months later, it happened!

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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