Sex Tee
My fiancé and I walked into our bedroom. We both nodded, and it started. First, we kissed. Softly at first, but then it got deeper, like a French. She grabbed my ass and I grabbed hers. We squeezed. Then, she got down on her knees. I pulled my dick out of my pants and she started sucking. Then, once she was done, she pulled off her clothes and I pulled off mine. She spread apart her legs and I started licking her vagina. Then, as we got deeper into it, I went to the bathroom and grabbed a condom. After a while, I got around to her back and performed outback sex. This is when my dick goes into her vagina from behind. We started to breathe faster. She then jumped onto the bed and I took off the condom to do the 69 position. Then, after we were done that, I put the condom back on and got off the bed. She jumped onto me, wrapping her legs around me. My dick went into her vagina. She screamed. We both hit our orgasms. She told me to take it off because we’re getting married in a few days. I did. Then, we jumped onto the bed and began our full on sex. I pushed hard, forcing it in there as far as it would go. She screamed again. I cummed. It felt so good to finally do it without the condom. We kept doing it for hours, getting in different positions, ensuring we would have a baby. 9 months later, it happened!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.