SEAGRAVE Tee
The male seagrave will not get rid of anything. They are the number one hoarders of the world. They not only keep things they do not need or use and rotate everything constantly! Conversation items are the number one thing in there life. Everytime you see a male Seagrave he will have something to show you that always comes with a special story for that item. The worst part of this is that it usually is something that is old and probably thrown in the trash by someone else. The Seagrave is a very materialistic male that must have the most unique items in the world. Everything is his, even if it was a gift to someone else. These males are very rare but you will recognize them by the following things... a. Never can be alone...must have people around him constantly helping him with all of the things he needs done when he wants to do them. b. Has to be the center of attention...the life of the party no matter what. c. Always has a very petite female that is willing to put up with all his BS constantly and suck his dick at a moments notice. d. Porn is the number one thing this male can not live without. Porn must be playing on the TV all the time and especially when he is demanding sex but has not taken a shower in a week! e. When selling something of his he will always try to make 10 times more than what he paid for it 25 years ago...even though it no longer works or is broken. f. This male can be very irratating, demanding and has even been known to stalk his prey.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means