Screen Overload Syndrome (SOS) Tee
The modern hell of having five devices nuke your brain at once. You’re on Zoom (eye strain), phone dings (cognitive fragmentation), LED lights flicker (subconscious migraine), and Wi-Fi cooks your skull. Result: you feel hungover without drinking, wake up at 3 AM wired, and get phantom face pain. Doctors say “anxiety.” You know it’s SOS. Cure? Throw your router in a lake and sit in a dark cave for 72 hours. Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS) When your eyeballs file for divorce after 10 hours of Excel. You blink 66% less, so your corneas feel like sandpaper. Bonus: your lens muscles freeze up, so now you can’t focus on a road sign 20 feet away. Congrats, you’ve given yourself fake old-man eyes before age 30. Artificial tears help. Throwing your laptop into traffic helps more. The Flicker Factor Your monitor and office LEDs strobe hundreds of times per second—too fast to see, but your ancient lizard brain notices. That low-key headache? The jaw clenching? The weird nausea when you scroll? That’s the Flicker Factor. It’s like a disco seizure for your trigeminal nerve. Disable PWM dimming or switch to incandescent bulbs, or accept your fate as a twitchy, blinking mess.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it