Scp-ezrah220 Tee
Once upon a time in Jackson, Michigan, there existed a peculiar Dunkin' Donuts that opened its doors at the unusual hour of 4:30 in the morning on Thanksgiving. Locals whispered about the mysterious SCP-Ezrah220 associated with this establishment, a designation that added an air of mystique to the humble coffee shop. Legend had it that every Thanksgiving, a red-headed boy who entered the Dunkin' Donuts would emerge with extraordinary powers. The town buzzed with stories of these superpowers ranging from telekinesis to the ability to control time. The only catch was that the powers were said to last only for the duration of Thanksgiving day. Curious locals would gather outside the Dunkin' Donuts in the early morning hours, hoping to catch a glimpse of the chosen red-headed boy who would receive the extraordinary gift. Parents whispered tales to their children, and the excitement in the air was palpable. One Thanksgiving morning, a shy, red-headed boy named Owen stepped into the Dunkin' Donuts. As he ordered his favorite donut, the atmosphere inside the shop seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly energy. The cashier, a knowing smile on her face, handed Owen his donut, and in that moment, he felt a surge of power coursing through him. Dunkin' Donuts continuing its enigmatic tradition year after year. Locals cherished the magical moments, grateful for the mysterious powers that added a touch of wonder to their Thanksgiving celebrations in the quaint town of Jackson, Michigan.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.