Scientific Capital Tee
The academic clout you can cash in for grant money, prestige, and getting your crap published in Nature even when your data is shaky. Comes from titles, citations, and kissing the right professorial rings. Low scientific capital? Your brilliant idea gets ignored. High scientific capital? You can literally say “I have a hunch” and it becomes a research priority. Logical Capital The ability to spot a bad argument faster than a vegan spots bacon. It’s formal reasoning as a tradable asset—syllogisms, fallacies, and not saying “correlation implies causation” at parties. Low logical capital: “If it’s on YouTube, it must be true.” High logical capital: “You just committed a non sequitur, Karen.” “Dude has zero logical capital—he thinks ad hominem is a valid rebuttal.” Rational Capital The willingness to change your mind when evidence slaps you in the face. It’s the virtue of not falling in love with your own hypotheses. High rational capital: “I was wrong, cool, let’s update.” Low rational capital: inventing ten excuses to keep your pet theory alive. Surprisingly rare in tenured faculty. “Her rational capital is so high she actually celebrated her null result.”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨