Scene Kids
Well, most scene kids are all the same. They fit into one group and are a bunch of snooty kids who think they're better than everyone. Scene kids: Everything random is scene kids. They love dinosaurs, hair bows, and eyeliner. You'll probably find them in their bathrooms taking pictures of themselves. Music: They like screamo, apparently. And music groups that sound like they just came of Super Mario. They listen to songs that are pointless. Songs about unicorns, dinosaurs, what sounds animals make, etc. Looks: Boys have hair that covers half of their face, usually dyed black or blond. They usually wear eyeliner and have piercings. Hot Topic? They'll be there. They like to wear shirts from brands like DROPDEAD, etc. And they wear super duper tight jeans. I don't understand why they don't just wear leggings. Ugh. Vans, Converse. Yup, they wear those. Usually personalized with their "awesome" drawings of dinosaurs, and other "random" things. Girls have hair that looks like it hasn't been brushed in days, but they DID tease it....a LOT. The "scene" girls usually dye their hair, just like the boys. Abnormal color streaks are acceptable. Put on eye makeup like a raccoon? You're going to be just fine in the scene! Girls also wear fake eyelashes... They usually could be seen wearing necklaces with birds, brass knuckles, and diamonds. Like boys, they wear skinny jeans. Regardless the season. Vans and Converse are also acceptable. They wear flats too. Personality: Similar to emo, but more happy and upbeat. ALSO...if you'd like to become "scene", you must know that there is this program. HxC and SxE. HxC: hardcore. Participates in the casual sex and drugs. SxE: straight edge. Doesn't curse or do drugs. No sex either. P.S.* 1. Their myspace pages are WAYYY too fancy. 2. Their myspace names are like this: Tony Tamale; Caty Catastrophe; Suzzie Suicide. 3. They are striving to become famous online, so they HAVE to accept any friend request they get.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
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