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Scene kids Tee

Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz" The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly: Lyrrics: I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats) Scene Kids, head full of weave Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot! Gotta brain dent Gotta cigarette Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet! Racoon tails, Painted nails Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past. Scene kids, got that shit Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com Hair toss, watch the gloss Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR! I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS! (Chorus) Scene Kids got the shit, you know you really want a piece of it, so, Lemme see what, whatcha got Scene Kids got the shit, you know you really want a piece of it, so, Lemme see what, whatcha rock Scene Kids, Where ya at? Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that. Snake Bites, Faggot fights, Gotta make sure those jeans are tight, Take it back one time to smoke, Two times to drink And free time for coke Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped. Scene kids talk that shit “Look at that bitch, I think she’s a fat cow” Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow! I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up, I’ve got to sex you up with ... (CHORUS) Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at? Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at? Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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