Scarlett Tee
When a lady rap her milky thighs around your imagination like pretty butterflies and her wings flutter upon your shoulders. I feel insecure when she won’t let me up for air though it’s warm, sweet, and wet there beneath the comforter an hour later. “Maybe she will prepare a nice dinner for us…” I am thinking as I sk her labias. They turn from cream to hot pink on my red tongue. Her cltoral hood has a home in my brown mouth. All that I care about is when she cms in my throat. I wish that I could pour it in a wineglass and drink it for breakfast. My eyes are bloodshot from sucking that tight hole. If she pulls the cover off to let me breathe again, I swear I am going in. Then she can pull the spirit from my hard ck. Her essence is heavenly like a cloud of cotton candy and I am busting through with hard rock. “Oh Scarlett I love you so much!” When she is near me, I can’t help but milk my dk. I like to roll my tongue around the head of her tender clt. I like to sk the juices from her soul and taste her spirit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it