Sarm Goblin Tee
A teenager or young adult guy(aged 14-22) who is more of a "normie" who got into lifting through the explosion of its popularity over quarantine and uses peds, often trendy ones. They generally watch youtubers like more plates more dates, greg doucette, chris bumstead, larry wheels, etc, idolizing them. They believe in many bro science and lifting normie ideologies like "lifting+girls alll girls like a guy who lifts" etc. Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural. They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it