Sarasota High School Tee
the school that is the definition of trash. white girls who wear only gymshark and lulu to make their ass look fat, and flat iron their hair to the point of breakage. the football team yells “ramchop” every year just to get absolutely pummeled by riverview. the boys wear cutout shirts to show off their side boobs and minuscule arms while wearing 5-inch inseams that go so far up their ass that they just might be gay. the bathrooms are vile. every stall has graffiti ranging from motivational quotes to the n-word. but hey, if you don’t have nic, someone in the bathroom got you! and the security guards have given up a long time ago. SHS is the only school where you can say that the security guard fought chuck norris. keep lookout for the student section at the football games, though, because if you walk under them, they will bark so loud in your ear that you will have a migraine for the next 2-5 hours. if your type of girl is pick me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.