safewaste Tee
Refers to a wasteman or wastegash who, contrary to the criterion of wastemannery or wastegashery, possesses some glimmers of prospect and potential for success. The safewaste is a rare social anomaly, commonly residing among university communities, who annoys those more proactive and motivated than himself during times of unexpected achievement, while conversely making them feel purposeful and focused during his usual aura of sloth. Although he will not reach the heights of success that many of his colleagues will experience, he continues to bathe in his own filthy failings of academic obligation until it becomes so unbearable he is reluctantly motivated to work. This minimal level of effort will prove sufficient, even if only for the short term. They are essentially any lazy bastard who obscures their intelligence and ability through indolence and hedonistic tendencies (typically funded by overdrafts and student finance) with the myopic attitude that they'll make up for their failings next term.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it