Rottargaan Tee
Rottargaan organic chemical substance known for its psychedelic qualities and found in the fruit and leaf strings of the Anacardium occidentale rotae. A. occidentale rotae (a.k.a Rotergaan Pfanze) is a rare tree of the ergoline family that is native to the alternative Buhalist Religious City State of Bulgaristan. Its leaf strings are crimson in color. They are often consumed orally for recreational purposes along with the colourfull chocolate and Rottargaan-powder-filled fruit of the tree. An alternative way of using the drug is by absorbing the Rottargaan through the lymphatic system by tying the string leaf to the middle finger. More common is the consumtion of the drug through the tummy by using the leaf string to hold cardigen buttons in place (as is often done in the haute couture fashion industry). See fashion drugs. Scientists have recently confirmed that Rottergaan trips often follow a certain pattern. Users claim the drug enduces an uplifting, heavenlike mood. Users also often describe encountering a choir of imaginary glittery pink and purple singing Dinosaurs, which often sing about the higher truth. Rottergaan is also known as the drug of truth and knowledge and is on occasion also reffered to as the Red Apple from the Garden of Eden.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it