Romanian Flickerjelqing Tee
Romanian Flickerjelqing is the modern technique of masturbating 5 times a day for 3 hours non-stop for 5 years straight. If you stop once the progress is ruined and you only have 1 shot at Romanian Flickerjelqing. After you masturbate for 5 years without breaks, your penis will have turned black and will begin to rot. When this happens you have to slowly, over the course of 2 months, stretch it until it gets to 10.5 inches long then you have to yank it while flicking until you can have the tip touch your nose. The flicking makes it regain feeling since it has rotted and this will also make your body generate sperm. If any mistake is made you risk having your penis rot off or rip off. This is a grueling process that dates back to the prehistoric time of the 1990s during Romania's birthrate crisis and was invented by George Emil Palade. Because of the long and grueling practice, only 3 people have ever been confirmed to have tried it.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating