Riverton Tee
A broke little town in the middle of nowhere. It is located in the dead center of the shittiest state in the US,Illinois,it is also next to the most unrecognized state capital in the US, Springfield. It is surrounded by insesting hill billys that have corn and bean fields. The grocery stores have little food that is compiled of mold and shit. It has one gas station which has a restaurant in it called,"The Hawks Nest."Do not eat here, the food is spit on and is tampered with. The place has a essence of musk and piss. If you ever decide to come to Riverton or drive threw it which i would advise you to not do, do not stop here. Riverton is also called R-Town or even Reaferton for its abnormally use of drugs and paraphernalia. The kids and adults in the town use the co-word"Papa Murph,"for drug dealers. Rivertons school systems are compiled with drugs and idiots. Most the kids think they are funny and yell random stuff in classes throughout the day like,"cat"and"aids". Rivertons law enforcement is also terrible with a number of corrupt cops and advisors. There is also a fat cop named officer Lolly who thinks he is a real cop, but he is not. He works for the school system and even likes to sell the kids drugs and alcohol. if you go down a road you have a high chance of being raped, mugged, or even killed for your cash or car. In All Riverton is one of the top shittiest towns in America and needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex