Riverton
A broke little town in the middle of nowhere. It is located in the dead center of the shittiest state in the US,Illinois,it is also next to the most unrecognized state capital in the US, Springfield. It is surrounded by insesting hill billys that have corn and bean fields. The grocery stores have little food that is compiled of mold and shit. It has one gas station which has a restaurant in it called,"The Hawks Nest."Do not eat here, the food is spit on and is tampered with. The place has a essence of musk and piss. If you ever decide to come to Riverton or drive threw it which i would advise you to not do, do not stop here. Riverton is also called R-Town or even Reaferton for its abnormally use of drugs and paraphernalia. The kids and adults in the town use the co-word"Papa Murph,"for drug dealers. Rivertons school systems are compiled with drugs and idiots. Most the kids think they are funny and yell random stuff in classes throughout the day like,"cat"and"aids". Rivertons law enforcement is also terrible with a number of corrupt cops and advisors. There is also a fat cop named officer Lolly who thinks he is a real cop, but he is not. He works for the school system and even likes to sell the kids drugs and alcohol. if you go down a road you have a high chance of being raped, mugged, or even killed for your cash or car. In All Riverton is one of the top shittiest towns in America and needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
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